Meet Moonbeam, resident safety supervisor at Funhouse and an all star athlete cat. His role includes monitoring his human colleagues, which he takes very seriously. Here, he shares his insights on work-life balance and shows off his typing skills.
I hope you'll enjoy this interview at least as much as he enjoyed participating.

Hello, Moonbeam. Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me today.
*rubs face on screen*

What's your favorite thing about your work here at Funhouse?
*sits on mouse*
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*blocks the screen*

Sources have told us that you are actually a moon creature and are just living on earth as a cat at the moment. Can you confirm or deny?
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I see. Well, we can definitely respect that. Do you have anything you can share about the moon?
*screenshots* 
*somehow makes my browser screen zoom 10%*
*turns on stickykeys*

I agree that the moon is far away. I didn't know about any of the other things you shared. You really do have a way with the keyboard.
xca *meows*

Of course! We would love that. Anything you have to share is welcome.
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It sounds like you are one busy guy. What are you looking forward to most in the next week?
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And with that, Moonbeam is off. He probably needs to patrol the rest of his indoor territory. We can always count on him to keep the spirit of Funhouse safe.